Mumbai

My thoughts and prayers are with the people of Mumbai after the series of tragic terror attacks that still seem to be continuing to unfold. The news keeps calling this "their 9-11" but each attack is so very different. No words can express the horror and sadness that these events have caused all of us who are watching from all over the world.

Romney and the Clintons- Two Different Kinds Of Crazy

So in true form of hard headed sore losers (disclaimer: I by no means am saying that ALL republicans are hard headed sore losers, so chill!) I have received many emails about how devastated some people are at Barack Obamas winning. It just leads me to ask a few questions, because really and truly, I don’t understand.

I am not 100% liberal by any means. I have a few conservative views. When election time comes, I have to look at both candidates, and pick the one that holds most of my values, or even a few of my most important ones of importance. For me this year it was women’s reproductive rights, education (not supporting the failed voucher system) and healthcare. Those are facts. Obama supported my views more than McLame. But what I don’t get are people that I know that don’t even know what each party stands for. People that are just being ignorant in their political views. If you are not informed, fine. Then shut the fuck up. Your emails to me talking about how I’m a communist and how the market crashed really low a day after Obama was elected (when the economy has been in the tank for how long now) all just make you sound so uninformed. Yes, I deleted some comments. Know why? Because they were disrespectful and not to the point. You don’t have to agree with me, but on my page, on my blog you will be respectful or I will delete you. If you don’t like it, go somewhere else to spew your anger and hate not just for me, but for the country who voted for someone who they felt would be the best leader. Funny how you spew out America Hater to me, but you sit around and hope something bad will happen? To see if Obama will fuck up with his response to it. I mean , that’s pretty deep. TO actually hope for something to happen to this country so you can then nit pick at the response. Were you not held enough as a baby or something?

Why wouldn’t you just embrace the fact that the parties are coming together? I just don’t understand it. Especially those of you who are middle class Americans. Those of you who make less than 250,000 per year. Those of you with families and shitty insurance (which most of us do) those of you who feel the pinch when gas prices fly through the roof or sit around waiting for the next batch of layoffs from your companies. I don’t understand how you can support a candidate whose views are not with you. But hell, support who you chose, but save your anger and hate for another place. Because its not that kind of party here.

I am done feeding the trolls. On to more important things.

Like This.

So, in an article I read today on CNN, Mr. Mitt “Crazytalk” Romney is gaining support and the buzz is he could be the future of the GOP in 2012. Are you fucking kidding me? Did anyone hear this guys dudes speech from the RNC? I often think its more effective to read the transcript of these kinds of speeches, so click here to read it. Just.. wow.

Can I just say, the Clintons are on my shit list right now. Man, I always loved me some Bill Clinton. I mean who doesn’t crush on him? That accent, he’s extremely intelligent and charismatic, and seriously, I love him. but wtf? They couldn’t get a grip enough to actually support the candidate that was running because Hillary was asshurt. That to me was so beyond tacky and unforgiveable.. I mean... Get the fuck over it. Now, with Hillary being considered for Secretary of State, Bills business dealings in other countries could pose a problem to this. I have to admit, I don’t hate Hillary. But I have to agree that Bills business ties ties to members of the Saudi royal family, the king of Morocco, a fund connected to the United Arab Emirates, and the governments of Kuwait and Qatar and the fact that he reportedly solicited funds from international business figures connected to human rights abuses that his wife has outwardly criticized, including the governments of Kazakhstan and China worry me a little. I truly believe that this can be a conflict to what Obama is trying to do in office. Im sorry Hil, I just have to be honest! We all knew there would be a political plum for your speech at the DNC. But I really don’t thing this one is the right one. Ok ladies, you can throw tomatoes at me now.

*putting on my hardhat and goggles*

I just want to take a moment to thank my ultra conservative readers who express their "opinions" on my page all the time, thanks for the page views! I don't expect any response tonight as I'm sure you are at your evangelical churches getting the demons exorcised so that McLame will have a chance at winning, or possibly plotting the next huge voter scandal, but I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you, you crazy bastards! You are like that crazy uncle at the family reunion who gets drunk and pees on himself. Kind of annoying, but has some funny ass stories to tell and is lovable nonetheless! See ya tomorrow and may the best man win!

xoxox
smooches!
Jessie

Stress

So, today I got up early, stood in line for approximately 2 hours in Astoria- I voted, then got my free starbucks coffee. Tonight I will retrieve my child from her grandfathers house, order some food with Nikki and just hole myself up in my apartment with a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine.

The. Stress. Is. Killing. Me.


Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue
States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California,
Hawaii, Oregon,Washington, Minnesota,Wisconsin, Michigan,Illinois and
all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the
nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New
California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red
states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian
Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.
You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-
war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.
If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids
they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose,
and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's
caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq , and hope
that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources
in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of
the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and
lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality
wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the
corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal,
all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and
SevenSister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with
88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs),
92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of
the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all
televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and
the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless
we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say
that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with
higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.